'I'm getting constant stick' over the Ashes finishing ahead of my trip.
Golden sun, savory pies and iconic stadiums - what more could an supporter of the English team ask for?
Ideally, they'd want an Ashes series in Australia where they remain in contention to reclaim the urn following the initial matches.
That will not be happening this time, though, after a comprehensive triumph in Adelaide left the home side 3-0 up for the fourth successive Ashes series on Australian grounds.
The Barmy Army, the organized fan base, have a large group making the journey for the last two matches in the SCG and MCG.
Furthermore, other tour groups who will celebrate the holidays in Australia, as well as loved ones planning a special expedition.
The Ryding Siblings
A group of four supporters are a prime example.
The group had their flights and tickets booked for the fourth and fifth Tests "a full year in advance", dreaming of a rare England series success.
From afar, they've seen Australia defeat England convincingly in just under two weeks from their family home in their hometown.
"People in the office has been giving me grief about it being over for the last two weeks," stated Sam Ryding.
"We always thought that we would have a meaningful contest upon our arrival."
Lowered Expectations
There was plenty of positivity concerning a potential victory of breaking a 15-year drought for a victory down under ahead of the tour.
However, the situation is now facing the prospect of continuing a barren spell in the country to 19 matches when the Boxing Day Test begins in Melbourne this week.
Ben Stokes' side - and their supporters - will be hoping to sidestep a whitewash.
One sibling noted the "excitement and fun" of head coach the positive style of play in recent times had "renewed interest in" the longest format for followers of the team.
Yet the fans said they had minimal hopes for the final two games - and all they are asking for from the players is "some resilience".
"Every pundit alludes to it, but it all comes down to psychological strength. 'Bazball' has been elevated to a term now that is just, like, impractical batting," commented another sibling.
"In a five-day Test match, you should dig in. Playing at deliveries 'outside the line has never featured in the fundamentals, and that is largely because of the top order."
Looking Ahead
When questioned if he believed England will secure a victory in this Ashes series, Sam said: "It looks like the Aussies are just too good currently."
"It will require several individuals that stands up for England and produces a match-winning display."
Regardless of the result, the group remains anticipating the trip.
"It will be a fantastic experience anyway," commented Katie Ryding. "We must adopt that outlook."
"Of course, it's disappointing we aren't fighting for more, but we have spent so much money by now."
"We plan to savor spending the festive season out there. It is also our first experience traveling at this time of year."
An educator, Katie is determined to make the most of the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her Christmas holidays.
"As a backup plan, I've got golf to fall back on," Katie concluded.